[The nonchalant way in which Tear floats the prospect of a body disposal sure probably would be discomfiting to anyone else...but as far as Jade's concerned it's actually a bit of a relief? You know, in the sense that apparently this monstrosity under his arm looks enough like a corpse from a distance that anybody else spotting him would probably be a lot more aghast about the idea...
It's quite a sensible reaction from Tear, though. As expected, from one soldier friend to another. They both know they wouldn't be murdering anyone particularly frivolously, and sometimes in life dead bodies Happen and they need putting Somewhere--
Okay, but anyway, setting aside these very normal corpse-disposal sensibilities. Jade stares a bit at Tear for a moment just long enough to be a bit awkward...before his posture sags very slightly, accompanied by a very put-upon sigh.]
...Honestly. It'd really be rather less embarrassing if I actually were disposing of someone... [He's only like, 60% exaggerating here, too....but Jade also already knows that answer alone's not going to be enough. Even if it's another beat of hesitation, before he finally relents enough to very gingerly unfold the object from under his arm and offer it to her like a radioactive thing.
It's...yeah, it's a onesie. An adult-sized rappig-themed onesie, complete with a hood with the ears. (Oh, seems there's a bit of heft inside of it too, like there's other objects in there??)]
I was informed of a package in the sundries shop, so I'd stopped in to pick it up earlier. ...And that was inside it. [And surely this already sufficiently explains why Jade's now on the verge of chucking it overboard here, right???]
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DONT LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT he's trying his best here gdi 💀!!!
Date: 2023-05-23 02:01 am (UTC)It's quite a sensible reaction from Tear, though. As expected, from one soldier friend to another. They both know they wouldn't be murdering anyone particularly frivolously, and sometimes in life dead bodies Happen and they need putting Somewhere--
Okay, but anyway, setting aside these very normal corpse-disposal sensibilities. Jade stares a bit at Tear for a moment just long enough to be a bit awkward...before his posture sags very slightly, accompanied by a very put-upon sigh.]
...Honestly. It'd really be rather less embarrassing if I actually were disposing of someone... [He's only like, 60% exaggerating here, too....but Jade also already knows that answer alone's not going to be enough. Even if it's another beat of hesitation, before he finally relents enough to very gingerly unfold the object from under his arm and offer it to her like a radioactive thing.
It's...yeah, it's a onesie. An adult-sized rappig-themed onesie, complete with a hood with the ears. (Oh, seems there's a bit of heft inside of it too, like there's other objects in there??)]
I was informed of a package in the sundries shop, so I'd stopped in to pick it up earlier. ...And that was inside it. [And surely this already sufficiently explains why Jade's now on the verge of chucking it overboard here, right???]